Hire Me

I’ve done a lot of things in my life. Most things, I’m not very good at. Some, I do really well. Good enough to get paid for. Pay me, and I will do them for you:

Software

  • You have a crazy-enough-it-just-might-work idea you want to get off the ground
  • You have an existing problem that needs to work better or be replaced
  • The status quo works, but you want it to work faster, smoother, or automatically
  • You want to feel certain that you’re following best practices or guidelines
  • You like my voice and want me to go somewhere to teach, train, or speak

Handyman

  • Dry wall
  • Flooring
  • Landscaping
  • Painting

Dogs

  • They love me
  • I love them
  • We have an understanding
  • Makes me good at watching, walking, and training them

Miscellaneous

  • House sitting
  • Photography
  • Portland walking/biking/driving tours
  • No weird stuff

What do you need?